Vick's Cozy Cabin

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ghostsgerard

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

ghostsgerard

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

charaah

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

catgirlcommunism
yoitscro

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Ship dynamics :-)

fairytaleofgears

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spartanlocke

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imaveryevilgirl

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soupsy-daisy

no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

What? What ?? What ???

hera-the-wizard

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

ernuotori

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

hm ?

lackpassion

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

predstrogen

Anonymous asked:

If your likes are private they will not show on the dashboard.

predstrogen answered:

thank chriiiist i despise shit like that

benihana-circumcision

correction: they *will* show, just without your name as "liked by a blog you follow". which is infinitely funnier. gonna start keeping rent low

predstrogen

liking the most hostile shit imagineable just so people get it put on their feeds and start freaking out in paranoia because "oh my god wo do i follow that would like that"

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halestonehyena

why have us queer people as a community normalized terms like "boygirl" or "girlboy" or other things like that but not like. the actual experience of being multigender. i swear some people will be like "ahaha its so cool and swag to be a #girlboy #boygirl" then turn around and be like "MEN DNI THIS POST IS ABOUT WOMEN" "MEN CANT BE LESBIANS (because no man is ever a woman too)" etc etc like come on guys

lemon--berry
oldmanlogan

can we talk about the ups strike can we PLEASE talk about the ups strike

oldmanlogan

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i know since writers and actors are already striking thats gonna take up most of the news space on social media but like. ups has until july 31st to meet the teamster's demands and if not then theyre going on the biggest strike against a single corporation since the early 1900s. the uaw (auto manufacturers union) contract is up this fall, and i believe the alu (amazon labor union) is as well. there's a huge possibility that they might strike as well, depending on how long the ups strike lasts.

im seeing a lot of talk about hollywood going down but i want to see more talk about labor rights and working class solidarity across the board... like A Lot of shit is about to go down

we're about to see a lot more propaganda by more than just hollywood, we're about to see a lot of bullshit political moves on local, state, and federal levels. dont fall for it. workers have power.

swagforbirds
trans-ballister-blackheart: “gingerhaze: “Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area. This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that)....
gingerhaze

Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.

This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.

I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.

trans-ballister-blackheart

This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.

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devilishdescent

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

devilishdescent

i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event